omg birdsong now bbc 4 - get it on!

today i got my phone stolen and i can’t get a new one because when dad bought it he was all ‘oh its ok soph, you wont accidentally leave it on a bin in a toilet cubicle, go back a couple of minutes later and it be gone so you won’t need to run around like a mad woman asking anyone of any authority if they’ve had a phone handed into them so we won’t bother with insurance’ well sorry daddy but i accidentally left it on a bin in a toilet cubicle, went back a couple of minutes later and it was gone and i ran around like a mad woman asking anyone of any authority if they’d had a phone handed into them so i did need insurance. fml.